Flirting and Fun :
Breaking the Ice :
Stay single

The best thing to do is to not even look at girls.
When you feel the need go down to the pub and get wasted with your mates.
Even think about turning gay.
Save you alot of hard cash and tears, Just have to put up with a sore bum tho.

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